toink.

something i just had to answer… hehe.

1. baket ang babae ang dame tanong?
- Kasi we are naturally inquisitive. oha.

2. ano pinag-uusapan niyo sa comfort room?
- kung gaano na kamahal ang cheek tint hehe. or bakit nagpapabayad pa ng P2 kapag iihi at P5 kapag dudumi. sasabihin nila kasi po para sa "maintenance" ng CR. e ni walang tisyu at tubig at sabon at ang panghi2 pa. Iba na pala ang meaning ng "maintenance" noh?

3. ano meron sa kikay bag?
- face powder, lip and cheek tint, eyeshadow, lip gloss, moisturizer, concealer, mascara, perfume, bronzer, toothbrush. (thats as far as my kikay kit goes)

4. nakapasok na ba kayo sa guy’s cr?
- oo. highschool. ang panghi ha!

5. pumupunta lang ba kayo sa starbucks dahil sa
poging barista?
- no, why whould i do that? that’s stupid.. we go there for coffee and in depth (and not-so-in-depth) conversations with friends and pseudo friends. but when alone, i go there to take a pee. hehe

6. hindi ba kayo nagsasawa sa "iced tea?"
- its better than coke. less sugar. but  id rather have water.

7. ano feeling ng tinititigan kayo?
- like ur being eaten alive. its disgusting. but sometimes when u like the one staring at you, it feels totally unnerving. (hehe parang euphemism ata yun ng first sentence)

8. eh yung may ibang klaseng titig?
- the same as above.

9. do you really keep "secrets"?
- if no one had secrets to keep, this would be a very boring world to live in.

10. baket galet kayo kay kris aquino?
- because she appears to be pretentious sometimes.

11. baket gustong-gusto niyo yung "a walk to
remember?"
- because it represents love in its truest sense.

12. baket pag-sinabi namin maganda and isang babae, sinasabi nyong "bola" or "bolero ka" …
- because 1) some girls tend to disparage themselves and not see their own beauty. or 2) some girls just find it hard to accept compliments gracefully

13. baket pag tumingin kame sa emailed nude
pics, malaswa na kame?
- hindi ba? better if nude girls pics and not guys pics,though. 

14. ano pa ba?
- oo nga ano pa ba?

15. baket mataray kayo minsan?
- minsan? minsan lang? hehehe. for one, it can just be a defense mechanism. or kasi nakukulitan na kami. or naiinis na. or it just comes naturally for the personm which is not really a bad thing. better that one is matary and assertiove rathe than quiet and whimpering/simpering.

16. baket kayo nagpupuyat?
- because we think about a lot of things and yes, men are one of them.

17. ano gusto niyo sagot ng guy pag tinatanong
niyo kung "payat ba or tumaba ako"
- the truth. but the thing is, since society says we should all be reed thin and anorexic, most girls tend to get pissed by "tumaba ka" answers.

18.a. bakit ang tagal ng mga babae kapag
pumupunta sa banyo?
- because they are:
  waiting in line
  doing a number 2
  re-touching their face
  combing their hair
  chatting with friends
 
18.b. bakit kelangan na in groups?
- i dont know. i dont do that too often. goin to the cr doesn’t have to be that scary.

19 bakit mahilig kayo sa pink?
- because its a nice color. red’s prettier though.

20 bakit ang hilig tumili ng mga babae?
- kasi na eexcite siya, or nagulat siya, or natatakot siya, or natutuwa siya. girls are more expressive. more emotional. more verbal. more noisy.

21 bakit kayo moody?
- bakit? babae lang ba ang moody?

19. batet kayo nangungurot! masakit yun ah…:(
- because you’re so cute!!!
- pero hindi ako nangungurot, instead nang papalo ako.

20. mahilig kayo magpalibre..
- share your blessings, ika nga.

21. ano ang definition niyo ng "makulet"?
- when men keep on calling or texting kahit sinabihan na na ayaw nung babae
- when people keep on asking the same question over and over again

22. aminin niyo kayo nag-pauso ng "me" na text
lingo i.e. inaantok na me eh.
- i hate that. whoever invented that "ME" in texting should get himself/herself hanged for butchering the english grammar

23. sama mo na rin *** "smiles" na letter u / ,
- because it somehow denotes that the texter is happy or glad or in a good mood. there goes the emotional factor of women.

24. tsaka :hmp:? kayo nagpauso nun ryt?
- Hmmp. hindi ah!

25. hindi talaga kayo nagsasawa sa iced tea?
promise?
- sige, next time oorder ako ng weng weng..

26. kayo lang ba may karapatan gumamit ng lip
balm?
- hindi. i have straight guy friends who use it.

27. mabango ba talaga ang clinuque happy?
- oo pero nakakasawa siya

28. do you really keep secrets? ganun?
- ofcourse. opening up to someone will depend on how deep the relatonship is.

29. baket defensive kayo madalas.
- because we’re paranoid.
- for self resrvation.
- to save face
- because we’re sometimes guilty

30. ano ibig sabihin ng "di masyadoh"
- total opposite.

31. "ewan ko sa yo?"
- nakukulitan na ako sayo.
- bakit hindi mo makuha yung sinasabi ko? akala ko ba matalino ka?

32. "bahala ka"
- ayoko nang makipag argue. sinabi ko yung gusto ko, pero taliwas sa gusto mo, so ikaw na mag decide kung ano gagawin mo. minsan it could mean na napipilitan lang ako pero gusto din naman.

33. "K" lang
- ok lang. duh.

34. "huwag mo ko kausapin"
- huwag mo ko kausapin.. for the mean time. let me cool off my head first kasi pag nangulit ka pa, patay kang bata ka.
- or huwag mo na ako kausapin. period.

35. "wala lang"
- kapag tinatago ang totoong sagot, or kapag nang-fi-fish. =)

36. "basta"
- im not gonna elaborate on what i told you because i know you’re a smart person and that in time you’re goin to understand me.

Halleluiah!

Bibot and Xylon. My nephews. =)